How to fly the Irish way ....

[MysteryFCM]

As flight 235 approached Dublin number 1 runway, the tower heard:
PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is?

CO-PILOT - Yer nat feckin kiddin, Paddy

PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus!


CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy !!


PILOT - Right, Shamus, when I say 'go' put de engine in reverse!!


CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat !!


PILOT - An den ya put de flaps down !!


CO-PILOT - Royt, I'! ll do dat, too !!

PILOT - An den stamp an de brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta de
Holy Mudder a Gad !!!


CO-PILOT - I'm prayin already, but I'll hit de brakes as hard as I
can.

Soon as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse,
puts the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to
the Holy Mother with all his soul.


The brakes screeched, the tyres squealed, and there was smoke
everywhere, but, to the relief of all the passengers, and, not least
of all, Paddy and Shamus, the aircraft came to stop but a few meters
from the end of the runway!!!


As Paddy and Shamus sat in the **** regaining some composure, Paddy

looked out of the window and said to Shamus, "Dat has gat ta be de
shartist fo0kin runway in de wor! ld!"



Shamus replied, "Yes, but da ya see how feckin wide it is?

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[André]

This one's alright.

[Edward Welch]

If you are going to Southern Ireland then no you won't need a visa, and the best way is to fly to Dublin as far as speed is concerned